Top 5 Funny Quotes 2013

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

• A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West